truth can be stranger than fiction.
Just because I make light of the situation, doesn't mean I take the situation lightly.
Interests
falling on sharp objects, lighting myself on fire, snorting salt, and giving myself rather intense rug burns.
belly button lint, toe jam, belchin after dinner, stinky cigars, car exhaust, flat tires on rainy days, and stepping in dog crap on the way to the office.
Birthday
January 7
